Amazon's new Kindle ad makes me feel weird about owning a Kindle

Have you seen the new Kindle spot yet? At first I thought it was made by a fan, or that it was one of the entries submitted for Amazon’s “create a Kindle ad” contest that ran last month. Not because it’s badly made, but because it feels out of touch with the brand image I thought Amazon was building for the Kindle.

Where the older Kindle ads conveyed optimism and human connection (they felt like they were cloned from Apple ad DNA), this one just makes me feel guilty about owning a new Kindle. I don’t want to identify with either one of these dorks by the fancy pool:




Here are three reasons this ad is dumb:

  • It’s one of those “buy this product if you want to get laid” ads. C’mon, Amazon, really? Unless you’re speaking to the just-hit-puberty crowd (Axe body spray) or getting-old-but-still-horny pack (Scotch), why would you pull out this hoary old trick?
     
  • It compares the iPad to the Kindle and hints that the iPad sucks. There are a million reasons to love the Kindle–and one of them, in fact, is that the Kindle has a software sibling that runs on the iPad. If you can only afford one portable entertainment device and you want music, movies, games, or a great email solution, I’m pretty sure you’re going to want an iPad or similar tablet (or good smartphone) over a Kindle. Why even pick this fight?
     
  • It pitches the Kindle as a bargain purchase in the same breath that it makes the viewer question the Kindle owner’s financial savviness. When a woman casually tells a stranger that she paid more than $140 for her sunglasses, I suspect a lot of bargain-electronic shoppers go “whaa?” and make a sour face. We live in bum times; watching a woman by a pool brag about expensive plastic baubles suddenly makes the Kindle look like the same thing.

For the record, I loved the stop-motion ads that ran last year–they were humane, imaginative, and captured the “books are transporting” concept in a whimsical way that didn’t lean too far toward any gender role rules that pervade our culture. Now we’ve got a big lug in his undershirt, sitting impotently next to a hottie in a bikini who’s vocally proud of her luxury lifestyle totems. I’m confused. How is this about the Kindle’s best features again?

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